Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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