I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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