it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Need sex. Gaining weight.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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