I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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