You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
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i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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