Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
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