Don't you send me to vm
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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