My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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