did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
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Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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