just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Randomize
