What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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