i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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