It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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