Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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