why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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