I'm really into asian looking animals
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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