My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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