I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
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my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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