I want to make a zoo with you.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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