And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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