He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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