Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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