In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
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I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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