"it" just moved
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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