Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
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Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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