quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
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I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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