it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Blood and glitter go together right?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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