I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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