Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
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Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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