He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
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BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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