I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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