# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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