We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize
