just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
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Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I'm always down for nudity.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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