I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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