I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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