Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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