it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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