But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I just want nice things and good sex
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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