Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
the liver wants what the liver wants
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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