we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
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I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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