listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
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I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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