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Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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