He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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