just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
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This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
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Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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