Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
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i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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