I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
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I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize