i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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