The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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