you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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