Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
well I can't set my house on fire every night
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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