He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
Randomize
