If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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